Hi, I'm Sarah. People call me Scrist, which is neither shorter than just saying Sarah, nor easy to pronounce due to the number of consonants. Nicknames are a mixed bag.  

Currently, I'm a senior writer at MullenLowe in Boston. Before that, I worked at Fallon in Minneapolis. Before that, I went to college in Wisconsin. The only thing I'm sure of in this life is that I loathe winter. 

This is my work. 

(SFX: Law and Order's Dun-Dun)